Dear Paranoic Christians,
Plz to stop writing up “guides” on how to “save” people being “lured” into witchcraft. We aren’t luring them. In fact, if they’re as flighty as all that, we don’t want them. We are full up on crazy here, also our exponential growth in the last fifteen years is causing us serious problems which we are having a hell of a time trying to solve.
In related news, plz stop being so cray-cray, such that your flocks are deserting your shepherding in droves and then come a-baaing at our door. See “exponential growth” above. Goodness knows, it’s not our sharp marketing campaigns which cause people to come looking. Have you READ Silver RavenWolf? We don’t even proselytize, and yet we have more people than we can handle, while you are hemorrhaging congregants. We respectfully suggest that it is due to something you are doing and is therefore your own damn fault, not ours. To be specific, you might look into that child raping problem you seem to have.
KTHXBUHBYE,
The Witches
PS. Harry Potter is not a Pagan. If anything, he’s Church of England. I can see how you would be confused.
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Holy CRAP I just died laughing. This is good….. REAL good….
M
Yesterday Weinersmith won the Internetz, today it’s Yoo.
ohh Snap!
Sara wins. Again.
I wish I could hug this blog post. And buy it a beer.
You could always buy me a beer. I won’t mind.
Ale or lager?
Stout. I prefer beer I can’t see through
Oh. So you mean beer with flavor?
Ah! You mean bread in a bottle! :9
It IS your blog! MY you made me laugh today! Thank you!
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Thank you for this, I needed a good laugh this morning! I love how you managed to not only make us laugh, but also rub a few noses in issues that should be dealt with.
Too funny!
Thanks for this!
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Tell it like it is! Thank you for representing!!!
Blessed be
I read this out loud to my husband, a pastor, and he laughed so loud he scared the cat! Good letter!!!
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Now that’s some tasty blogging with a beautiful dash of the irreverent and smile worthy.
I read this out loud to my wife, a pastor, and she laughed so loud she scared the ferrets!
Love it!!
I love this blog entry, had me laughing. Would you mind overly much if I posted a link to this entry in my LJ blog?
Go right ahead. This is a magazine blog, not a personal one, plus I am of the opinion that if you post stuff on the Internet you should expect people to see it
Bravissimo! Forwarded to Facebook…
The fact they can’t burn people at the stake for not converting any more might also have something to do it.
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